Holy f*ck, those aren't jet-skis, they're space stations!
WOWEEE ZOWEEE
Dude, is that a wookie in your pants? Are you excited to see me...or, did you drop a hairy turd?
My diaper was too tight as I crossed the footbridge and thought of gullets
and shouted, "come on over here, baby, let's talk dirty...I want you to ride my friendly ewok..."
Teeheeheehee.  "If you're nice you can put your rabid jawa in my Princess Leia cinnamon buns...
if you're REALLY nice you can drop your Boba Fett into my Sarlacc pit, so deep he may not survive"
-Thomas Sayers Ellis
Why, it's a barrel of pickled eggs!
a what?!?!?!?