"Teezer" and "the Breeze" ruminate over their chilblains, if you need to know.
dirty crowded cities burdened with homeless people
were no match for the smoking gopher's nest that encroached
upon the fearless Captain and his crew. Lucha Libre
what a valiant leaping into
the smallest hole in the world, what a surprise!
the smallest hand in the world holds a balloon
shaped like an elephant. the air is still for exactly one moment
still, the grays peel past me and the field gathers flames
reminscent of the war-time game shows.  The expectation of happy endings
is that the hero of the story phones in sick. My hero always
raises his hand to be excused.  He is a polite hero.
Our man knows the joy of cooking. He's read all the books about
the joy of it. He's eating that joy.
He's placing the wrapper in the trash bin, as directed by the law.
In his dreams, he evades the police by wearing a fake mustache.