Frozen Hamburger Patties Recalled
Frozen Hamburger Patties Re-Balled
Them's some mighty fine meatballs in that pasta
They bounce jubilantly like children with superballs installed in their feet
I'm horrified by superballs
and supernatural balls
and petrified balls
Here see the shattered geese!
Still in the gutter.
It's eleven past never and there is glitter on my pillow
Wayne's bristled pig's sparkly toy ball, now he's gone
done invisible, just like Clay Aiken in that song.  Clay Aiken's my
first marathon boyfriend with lead strychnine cold medicine
all aboard the choo-choo train, all aboard the choo-choo train, all aboard, all aboard
passengers adorned with sodas and dismantled graces
like so many of the failed saints.