it is cold outside because of you
it is colder yet inside, because of you
please welcome Kindofsleazy Rice, Secretary of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee (IBTC)
filthy and depraved, Monsieur Chandebise, is still dead drunk at the top of the stairs
let's rock him in a cradle.
although decorative, he can crack real nuts
he can crack codes, he can tap out secret codes with the lever in his spine
reaching for trees with branches
in lieu of those without.