Bit:  Torrent.  You’re running.  Explain exactly what behavior you’re seeing
Byte:  Defending against oracle attacks is easy–but only if you see vulnerability
Meg:  Engineers discrete moments of pure elation.  It sure sounds yummy
Gig:  For you, baby:  The return of cabaret girls and black jack tables

Bin:  Shoot the watermelon!
Box:  Wine and dark chocolate for better random freaky!
Folder:  If you have any brilliant (or even marginal) ideas
Closet:  You’ve come to the right place for dirt